May 22, 2005
A bit of a joke
[Warning: may contain traces of football. If you find football mind-numbingly tedious, you might want to look away now]
I've come close to posting an entry like this for months, and UEFA's current crackpot scheme, which has only just come to my attention, finally swung it. Modern football is rapidly becoming completely insane.
Take the Scottish Premier League. There are 12 teams in the division, and they play each other around 3.5 times a season. After everybody has played 33 games (3 fixtures against each possible opponent), the league is arbitrarily divided into 2 halves, between 6th place and 7th place, and the remaining games are played solely against clubs in your own half of the table. So, it's quite possible for the team in 7th place (Kilmarnock, 49 points) to end up with a better record than the team in 6th place (Motherwell, 48 points), purely by having "easier" matches towards the end of the season. If anyone can tell me why on earth this is considered a good idea, I'd be interested...
Or how about the somewhat ironically named/branded "Champions' League"? The English FA (among others) now gets to enter 4 teams into the competition each year, making it more like a "highly-placed teams league"; perhaps the old name, the European Cup, was more fitting. This season's final will be contested by last season's Italian league champions, AC Milan, and a team which finished 4th in the English league, with 60 points, 15 points short of 3rd place, and 30 short of the league champions. Of course, it's somewhat disingenuous for me to complain about this, since I'm delighted that Everton have qualifed for next season's tournament, but it still seems a bit of a joke.
And then there's the away goals rule, as used in the Champions' League and UEFA Cup. In this season's Champions League semi-final, AC Milan won the first leg, at home, 2-0. In the second leg, away at PSV Eindhoven, they lost 3-1, making the score 3-3 on aggregate. I can't see why this means AC Milan played better, and deserved to go through to the next round, but apparently it does. (Non-football fans may be confused by this — hell, I am. Milan went through because they had scored more of their goals away from home than PSV.) Even more crazily, in the 2003 semi-final between AC Milan and Inter Milan, two clubs which play their home fixtures in the same stadium, AC Milan once again won on away goals, following a 0-0 draw in the leg designated as their "home" leg, and a 1-1 draw in the leg designated "away". Because, you know, that's really sensible. What ever happened to extra time and penalties? (Hmm. Looking at these 2 anecdotes alone, the rule seems to favour teams that are good at not conceding any goals at home. Is that really the intended effect?)
Is football alone in all of this? I don't follow other sports closely enough to see all the big hairy warts in the rules, but my hunch is that any sport which has become heavily dependent on television revenue, and so has its rules partly dictated by the television networks, will have strange, arbitrary seeming rules, intended to enhance the "spectacle" at the expense of sanity. I'd love to hear any examples of this in the comments. I'm also wondering if football has actually always had rules like this, and I've just only noticed the recent ones...
Posted by James at 17:26
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Thw whole away goal rule is a little strange, but it does seem to have at least a *little* bit of reasoning behind it.
Every year Lancaster and York university compete in every sport you can think of (and some you can't) in an event called Roses. They take turns to host it. And it is true, that generally the hosting side usually win.
Posted by: Clair at May 22, 2005 06:38 PM
Sure, I understand that playing at home is considered easier than playing away. But why is it better to win 2-0 at home and lose 3-1 away, than to win 3-1 at home and lose 2-0 away?
Posted by: James
at May 22, 2005 07:21 PM
I'm trying to remember a quote that I saw the other day, from Greg Dyke, regarding the Roses tournament, and faiing utterly. I can't find it through google either. The main gist of the quote was that the home side generally tends to win not because of home advantage, but because the away side always gets more drunk, due to the interesting variety of unfamiliar drinking establishments on offer.
I believe that the stated intention of the away goal rule is to encourage attacking football, by making the away side more eager to attack, rather than just trying to defend for 90 minutes. Of course, the converse is also true in that it makes the home team less eager to attack openly, for fear of conceding a goal, but I don't think anyone ever thought of that.
The situation with the Scottish premier division is, of course, mind bogglingly stupid. The reason for this is that the entirety of Scottish football is mind boggingly stupid. There are the two top teams, Rangers and Celtic, that get lots of money from selling tickets to sectarianists, which lets them buy slightly crap foreign players who want to play in a league where the opposition will make them look good. Take out those two clubs and form a team with the best players of the entire rest of the league and they'd have ttrouble beating a Peruvian llama herders over-40 XI. You have to have sympathy with the guy who organises their league, because there's no way it could ever possibly not be a joke. They probably got bored one day and decided to just make up some totally whacked out scheme to see if anyone would notice.
The scheme from UEFA that you link to is, indeed, particularly crackpot. For one thing, I thought that the old system of being allowed no more than n foreign players was got rid of due to it being horribly illegal. Secondly, if the teams are required to have n players out of their youth academy in their squad at any one time, all that will happen is that the big clubs will sign up just about everyone from the age of 12 onwards to their academies, and the little clubs will get screwed even worse than they do already. And thirdly, can we say "Bosman ruling"? Yes, I thought we could. Players leave clubs. There's absolutely nothing the clubs can do to prevent this. Are they meant to come out with four first-team quality players every season or something? Truly barmy.
And you won't be remotely surprised to hear that footba isn't the only sport that has these problems. I tend to follow formula 1 grand prix racing thing as well, and some of the rules there are truly mind blowing in their staggering incomprehensibility. Like, there was a change to the rules for this season that bans changing tires at pit stops. I'm stil not entirely sure what the motivation behind this was. Possibly something to do with making more interesting tactics, or evelling the playing field, or something else like that. As far as I can see though, all it's actually managed to achieve is to make some drivers' races go horribly wrong when their tyres get shot to buggery. Truly bizarre.
Posted by: Rachel at May 22, 2005 09:02 PM
Regarding the formula 1 rules, I'm sure I remember a time when pit stops were solely for changing tyres, and the race had to be completed on a single tank of fuel. Then I remember fuel stops being (re-?)introduced, and some poor soul being horribly burnt when it went wrong. Banning tyre changes is probably what game geeks call "increasing variance", since it allows more random fuckups to happen, meaning the best driver doesn't always win. Great!
I think Greg Dyke's assessment of student sporting activities is pretty accurate, but I would hope the same effect doesn't apply to professional footballers competing in international club competition ;)
Posted by: James
at May 22, 2005 09:47 PM
Yep, I remember that rule change as well. I rather suspect that the whole point of constant rule changes in formula 1 is to keep all the teams constantly off balance, so that they're continually making a mess of things, distracting us from how monumentally dull a sport it truly is (I spent about an hour and a half of my life watching a race this afternoon, and the bits that were actually interesting could have been squeezed into about two minutes of highlights). But of course, anything that stops Michael Schumacher from winning has to be good (and he is doing hilariously badly this season).
Posted by: Rachel at May 22, 2005 09:54 PM
I can assure you Rachel that that isn't the reason why the hosting side wins - Both teams get mind boggingly drunk that weekend ;)
All these football rules really are boggling - and that F1 pit stop ruling is just insane and unsafe imo..
Posted by: Clair at May 22, 2005 10:00 PM
Incidentally, I found the quote (at http://www.lusu.co.uk/scan/sports/yorkwon.html):
'It is easy to see why the home team usually wins Roses; due to the large home numbers of support and the amount of alcohol consumed by the away team’ - Greg Dyke, Former Director General of the BBC and Chancellor of York University
Posted by: James
at May 22, 2005 10:18 PM
Ah, cool. I probably saw the quote in a dead tree version of Scan that someone else must have had lying about (I generaly tend to avoid it, as it follows normal student newspaper conventions by being offensively inane).
And Clair, I'll confess that I've no first-hand experience of the Roses. I don't play any sports, and I've no interest in getting mind-bogglingly drunk, so my only experience is from listening to friends bemoaning/celebrating having won/lost the sailing/rugby/pool/frisbee.
Posted by: Rachel at May 22, 2005 10:38 PM
The away goals rule does make sense; it's harder to score away than at home. (One possible explanation for this is provided by a study that found higher testosterone levels in people playing at home than away, perhaps because of the "defending ones territory" aspects of the game)
Posted by: Ganesh at May 22, 2005 11:48 PM
It's also harder to defend away from home; why shouldn't the team that concedes the fewest goals away from home go through? I really don't see how a 1-1 draw is "better" than a 0-0 draw.
Posted by: James at May 23, 2005 12:51 AM
But it's also more difficult to avoid conceding goals away from home. If you have a tie which is won by the away goals rule, then the team that goes out will always be the one that conceded the fewer goals in their away leg. It makes no sense.
Posted by: Rachel at May 23, 2005 12:56 AM
*shrug* You have to pick something. Favouring the offensive measure over the defensive one probably makes sense.
Posted by: Ganesh at May 23, 2005 01:03 AM
I suppose there's no perfect way to choose a winner, but I think away goals is far less sensible than that old standby, extra time and penalties. Which side had received fewer bookings, or committed fewer fouls, or won more corners, or had more possession, would equally all be far better ways to decide a winner than away goals.
A coin toss would only be marginally worse.
Posted by: James at May 23, 2005 01:15 AM
The away goals rule a) rewards scoring if one is playing away, and b) devalues a goal scored against one if one is playing away.
In other words, it recognises that it is both harder to defend and to attack when playing away.
And as Ganesh says, you've gotta pick something, and why not this. The rules are the same for each team, they don't depend on penalties (which are a highly arbitrary way of deciding a game, ruling out all sorts of elements of football, especially teamwork, in order to decide a game), and they work.
The extra time thing with each half being "home" or "away" is a bit silly, but that's just a tacked-on extra, the main body of the concept is ok IMO.
Posted by: Rob at May 23, 2005 09:18 AM
The away goal rule a) rewards not conceeding when playing at home and b) devalues your opponents' not conceeding when you play at home.
There are, essentialy, four elements to it:
home attack
home defense
away attack
away defense
Obviously, away attack is given extra benefit over home attack, because away goals count for extra. Similarly, home defense is more important than away defense. It's better to have a good, strong attack when you're away, and then a good strong defense when you're at home. That way you score away goals, but don't concede any.
I think that the logic is that the "default" way that a game is played is to have the home team be more offensive and the away side be more defensive. If that's the case then the away rule makes sense because it encourages the away side to press forwards more and the home side to be a little bit more cagey, resulting in a more evenly matched sort of game.
The problem is that some teams are happy tosit back and defend at home, and look for a 0-0 or a 1-0, and then play the tie in the away leg knowing that they only need a 1-1 or 1-2 result to win overall. Or even worse, when the first leg ends 1-1 and then the home team in the second leg sets out to look for a 0-0.
In that sort of case it benefits both the home team and defensive football, neither of which was the intent of the rule.
Personally, I say that in the case of a draw, there should be a panel of independant judges who decide which team was more entertaining to watch, and they win on a points decission.
Posted by: Rachel at May 23, 2005 10:04 AM
Rob, I think your A and B are the same thing expressed differently.
Yes, the away goals rule provides an incentive to go out and score away from home; it also provides an incentive to sit back and defend at home, since goals scored by the *opposition* are worth more in that leg.
I still don't see why it's sane to encourage defence at home and attack away, particularly.
Posted by: James at May 23, 2005 10:10 AM
Of course, one thing the away goals rule does do is make the spectacle more exciting in many cases. The end of the Chelsea - Barcelona semi-final this year was made considerably more entertaining by the way each of a couple of goals completely reversed the likely result, rather than equalising things. The aggregate score was 4-4, which favoured Barca on away goals, then Chelsea took a 5-4 lead with 15 minutes to go, leading to a very tense final 15 minutes in which Barca not only needed to score, but could win by scoring a single goal, and would lose if they didn't.
Which I suppose is my point; the rule is there for the benefit of the TV networks, who don't like extra time, because it disrupts their schedules, and to make the game more exciting and hence more appealing to advertisers. And I'm generally cynical about rules brought in for the benefit of the TV networks, even if they do make for a more exciting game to watch in the pub.
Posted by: James at May 23, 2005 10:24 AM